Tag: The Bachelor

The Bachelor is so ridiculously stupid. Yes, we already knew this, but this week was the infamous "Fantasy Suite" episode, otherwise known as the "Will You Spend the Night With Me and Let Me Sleep With You,...
Oh, someone please make the stupidity stop. Please make The Bachelor stop. It's never going to happen, is it? Okay. Well then here we go. Last time, we left off with Ben dramatically pulling Muppet aside before...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: I Can See a Life-Life With You

Hey, everyone, did you know that Mexico City, Mexico is "the perfect place to fall in love?" This, and more genius observation, from our...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: Muppet Face Grieves Her Fat Toes and Cankles

This week, The Bachelor opens with 3 of the girls gossiping outside "Alcoholic Mansion" about Muppet-Mouth Olivia, and their dislike of her. Says pointless girl...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: Indiana, Muppet Face, and 700 Lauren’s

Week Two of The Bachelor, aka this insanely stupid series, began with a montage of all of the ladies raving on and on about how...

“The Bachelor” Review: Twins, A Loony Dentist, and a Chicken Enthusiast

Well, here we are, back again to witness yet another season of "journeys" and "fairy tales" on the mind-blowingly stupid show "The Bachelor."  I believe...

“The Bachelor” Review: Please Come Take Me, Sweet Death

For reasons unknown to man and humanity, The Bachelor this week was a 2-night, 5 hour-long extravaganza. You read that correctly. Night one was Sunday, and...

Bachelor Review: Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Gone …

  "Ding dong, the witch is gone. Which old witch? The WIDOW witch!! Ding dong, the widow witch is gone!!!" Or, "Which old witch? The...

Review: “The Bachelor” Just Keeps Getting Dumber and Dumber (and Dumber)

Well, it's officially official. This week's episode of The Bachelor will go down in history as one of the dumbest yet, and that is saying a...

Review: When Jimmy Kimmel Takes Over “The Bachelor”, Everything Is Amazing

  Pay close attention, because I can guarantee that I will never again type these words: This week's episode of "The Bachelor"  was absolutely amazing. Yup. You...

Review: This Limo Goes to Crazy-Town on Week 2 of ‘The Bachelor’

So, I finally figured out who bachelor Chris Soule reminds me of. He reminds me of, if Matthew McConaughey and Matthew McConaughey somehow mated...

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