Tag: Ben

The sirens have rung and for Ben, this particular Purge will change the course of this life. 
The Bachelor is so ridiculously stupid. Yes, we already knew this, but this week was the infamous "Fantasy Suite" episode, otherwise known as the "Will You Spend the Night With Me and Let Me Sleep With You,...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: Deep Intellectual Things are my Jam!

Oh, someone please make the stupidity stop. Please make The Bachelor stop. It's never going to happen, is it? Okay. Well then here we...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: Muppet Face Grieves Her Fat Toes and Cankles

This week, The Bachelor opens with 3 of the girls gossiping outside "Alcoholic Mansion" about Muppet-Mouth Olivia, and their dislike of her. Says pointless girl...

‘The Bachelor’ Review: Indiana, Muppet Face, and 700 Lauren’s

Week Two of The Bachelor, aka this insanely stupid series, began with a montage of all of the ladies raving on and on about how...

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