Full ‘Jurassic World’ Trailer Tells Us Humans Have Learned… Not A Damn Thing

Surprise! Two days earlier than expected, Universal has released the first full-length Jurassic World trailer. Maybe they did so to beat Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens to the punch. Or maybe they know we can’t wait any longer to see Chris Pratt on screen. (It’s the latter.) Have a watch:

Twenty-two years after the events of the original Jurassic Park, people have all but forgotten the destruction dinosaurs wreaked upon the world, as evidenced by the parents who send their children to Isla Nublar and jokingly tell them to “run.” Not much is known about the plot except that the park’s geneticists didn’t listen to Malcolm and tried to play God by creating a new species of dinosaur. Skip ahead and chaos ensues, but thankfully, Chris Pratt and his posse of “super raptors” are there to save the park.

I can’t wait to watch the shit out of this movie.

Jen Stayrook
Jen Stayrook
Don't let the fancy nerd duds deceive you; Jen’s never been described as “classy.” You can find her on Twitter where she stalks all of her favorite celebrities: @jenstayrook. Or you can find her on Steam or Xbox dying in every game she plays as "Rilna." Email: jen.stayrook@theworkprint.com

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