Robert Kijowski

Robert J. Kijowski is a screenwriter who enjoys a good chuckle and an even better weep when indulging in art both good and even better bad. He enjoys the company of strangers in a theatre but adores the camaraderie of friends watching Netflix. He also loves to talk- a lot. This can be read through his recaps and reviews on the Workprint or heard through his weekly movie podcast, After the Credits. His presence can be felt through Facebook, Spotify or Ouija. Don’t use the latter though- he almost always ghosts people.
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I May Destroy You Pilot Recap – “Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes”

A look into a brave, new series, I May Destroy You takes us on a journey to examine and educate, and it all starts with the...

Space Force Review Episode 2 – Save Epsilon 6!

Sometimes a satellite is just a satellite until it becomes Exhibit A in an act of foreign aggression. This is episode 2 of Space...

Space Force Review Episode 1 – The Launch

As of this writing, it has been approximately 1,192,504,513 seconds ago when America established a branch of the military that would rival Sputnik. I...

‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 2 Finale Recap: “Noveau Théâtre des Vampires”

Say My Name! In the season finale, Guillermo has left the vampires to their own devices, who are clearly struggling. They finally get their...

‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 2 Episode 9 Recap: “Witches”

Toil and Trouble! In this episode, in the care of witches, we find out what's Nadja's beef and what Guillermo is capable of, being...

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.08 Recap – In The Groove

On this episode, we recognize the power of the duo. Whether it's what you have or you can do, it's amazing and don't negate it. Don't. Ever.

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.07 Recap – The Cat In The Scat

What happens when somebody covets something you have? What happens when you meet your match? What happens when your denial of what you are can no longer be skirted over? All these questions are answered on the seventh episode of What We Do In The Shadows, "The Return."

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.06 Recap – Jackie et Jim

Have you ever had the desire to uproot your life and reinvent yourself? Find a new home in new environs, leaving the transgressions of...

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.05 Recap – Unfinished Siphoning

Three vampires that are wary of a fourth that is more powerful than the price of god, not gold... and he works at a boring office. This is when the underappreciated takes notice and makes his roommates know who he is.

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.04 Recap – Pay It FWD:

Correspondence has taken on various forms through the ages. In ancient times, cuneiform was the preferred means by which rulers could say "Sup?" to...

What We Do In the Shadows Episode 2.03 Recap – Tossed Salad and Scrambled Brains

In this great country of ours, there is but one day that commercialism reigns supreme. There is but one day that people from all...

What We Do In The Shadows episode 2.02 Recap – Vanity Mirror

If you died, what would you say to a version of your living self? It would be like a version of time travel except...

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