Robert Kijowski

Robert J. Kijowski is a screenwriter who enjoys a good chuckle and an even better weep when indulging in art both good and even better bad. He enjoys the company of strangers in a theatre but adores the camaraderie of friends watching Netflix. He also loves to talk- a lot. This can be read through his recaps and reviews on the Workprint or heard through his weekly movie podcast, After the Credits. His presence can be felt through Facebook, Spotify or Ouija. Don’t use the latter though- he almost always ghosts people.
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Triumvirate of Trouble: ‘A Band Called Death’ Review

"What do you think a trip is?".... "The ultimate trip is death." -David Hackney III If you ask some, the inception of what we uniformly...

The Watchmen Podcast: Episode One – Show and Tell

Join Norton, Christian, and me as we deep dive into what will be a weekly series of reviews for HBO's Watchmen, which is prescient...

‘Sound of Metal’ Review: Cymbals of Tranquility

Your heart has a beat, right? So does your soul. Keep it at the right tempo, and you'll be alright. Paradiddle. Conductive. Rimclick. Audiologist. Anacrusis....

‘Space Force’ Episode 10 Review – “Proportionate Response”

Did you ever have that science project at the school fair that was just short of making it? Episode 1 - "The Launch" Episode 2 -...

‘Space Force’ Episode 9 Review – “It’s Good To Be Back On The Moon”

With that's gone down this shitty year, we arrive on our of what constitutionally makes fun of what's wrong with a commander in chief...

‘Class Action Park’ Review

Ever imagined if Chuck Jones and Tex Avery murdered Walt Disney and created their own playground? First of all, I wanted to pay respects to...

Space Force Episode 8 Review – “Conjugal Visit”

Sometimes, when reality throws you a nice loop, it's to hang yourself. Oppositely, when reality throws you a loop, it's to improve yourself. Episode 1...

Space Force Episode 7 Review – “Edison Jaymes”

When you hear the name Edison, what do you think of? Does it illuminate your mind with thoughts of perseverance? Does it spark up...

This Day In Good Vibes: Chika’s “U Should” Music Video

The world may be headed for a collision, but Lo and Listen, a voice of hope emerges from the fog like a Lighthouse of...

NYCC 2020: “What We Do In The Shadows” Panel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfegRSaj5J0 There is something about October. The air is crisp and the moon is bright. There is something about October. The costumes are formed and...

‘Space Force’ Episode 6 Review – “The Spy”

With our actual Chief in Commander going more off the rails from his tweets, what more a fitting episode than this? Keep digging deeper. Coming off...

In Honor of the Venture Bros., I Got Testicular Torsion

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS TALK OF THE GENITALIA, BOTH IN FICTIONAL AND NON-FICTIONAL TERMS. THE AFFLICTION IS REAL AS IS THE PAIN AND RISK...

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