WINTER IS COMING, FRIENDS AND ENEMIES.
The best time of year is nearly upon us, ya’ll – only a little over two weeks until Game of Thrones is back in our lives!! The show (and the books) haven’t been the same since the rough and untimely demise of one Robb Stark, so I’d like to take a moment to honor him in the classiest way possible, because THE NORTH REMEMBERS.
Here, for your viewing pleasure, are five times Robb was hotter than Jon.
1. When he’s shirtless. Jon Who?
2. When he’s holding puppies.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HOLD A PUPPY, JON SNOW.
3. When he’s smiling.
Since Jon Snow is always too busy angst-facing to smile, Robb should win this category by default. I’m pretty sure Jon thinks he’s smiling right here:
But I mean…look at that smile. Robb would win anyway.
4. When he pierces our hearts with those baby blues. No contest.
5. When he says things like this:
And when Jon Snow is propositioned, his face looks like this:
There is one instance where Jon Snow beats Robb Stark every time – angsting. Man, can the bastard ANGST, y’all. ALL BOO-HOO ALL THE TIME.
No contest, though I would still argue that Robb looks sexier doing it.
You can disagree with me if you want, but your arguments are fruitless. My proof is rock solid. Like Robb’s abs and my heart toward the Frey’s.